I’m a guy who brings a Nerf gun to a White Elephant gift exchange and walks home with a candle/potpourri bundle basket. It’s never failed.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy breathing inescapably thick plumes of Wild-Mountain-Berry-Solar-Eclipsed-Cinnamon-Mist just as much as the next guy. But would I rather be pelting the crap out of my kids with soft-tipped darts?
You freakin’ bet.
I want to play a super fun White Elephant game where everyone brings a gift, does the exchange, and then you get to leave WITH THE GIFT YOU BROUGHT!!!
Booyah! I fixed it.